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[urbandev]

For sale:

One animatronic cat. Fully programmed with complete consciousness. Excellent espionage skills, also cooks, cleans, and can be trusted to watch small children in an absolute emergency. Can't make coffee worth a damn, though, I really don't know why I've never gotten that to work... Full remote-control interface. Can be run either independently or manually.

Moogle chasis available for an additional fee, I suppose.

Comments

[elevatorwarrior]

I BID!!

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

What are you offering, Reno?

[elevatorwarrior]

Well, let's see. 300,000 gil. Since he's, y'know, used.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

...Or you could just go buy the president's cabana in Costa del Sol. What am I going to do with Gil, Reno? I rule the free world.

he knows something

[elevatorwarrior]

All right.

Knows whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

Any other offers?

[elevatorwarrior]

I won't tell Rufus ya don't need more funding.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

That's not fair! Cait Sith is a valuable asset to the WRO in his own right.

[elevatorwarrior]

You could make more. Aren't you working on a new one already?

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

No. And besides, you won't remember this when we see Rufus next!

[elevatorwarrior]

I remembered plenty when I went home, just not as real stuff.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

Well any money you gave me here wouldn't translate back there, and I can't use gil here, so that's no good.

Besides, Niko's offering me Saturday night off. I want a weekend to spend with Anita. Or possibly a kitten.

[elevatorwarrior]

I will make sure that nothing could (possibly) go wrong.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

You can't guarantee me the time off, though. I'm sorry, Reno.

[elevatorwarrior]

I have a kitten.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

--I need to contemplate this.

[elevatorwarrior]

Let me know.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

My people will call your people.

[elevatorwarrior]

Reeve, you don't have people, and I am the people.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

Reno. You want the cat?

[elevatorwarrior]

Yeah.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

Go with it.

[elevatorwarrior]

Sure, sure.

[cal-sitter.livejournal.com]

How much do I have to pay you to keep him?

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

Anita and I get Saturday off.

[cal-sitter.livejournal.com]

While Kyle is gone? That's a hard bargain.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

Reno offered me a beach house in Costa del Sol for him. I think I'm being more than reasonable.

Especially since this way has the added benefit of Reno not controlling Cait Sith.

[cal-sitter.livejournal.com]

Done.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

I believe we have a deal, then.

[cal-sitter.livejournal.com]

So we do.

[prodigalvampire]

How much?

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

Already sold.

Sorry, Thomas.

[prodigalvampire]

Oh? By whom?

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

Niko paid me not to inflict him on anyone else.