May. 8th, 2009

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May. 8th, 2009 08:09 am
urbandev: (Reeve - Too young to know)
Oh, don't tell me you're still here. You were supposed to be gone at midnight--

Are you shedding? That's just disgusting. Who do you think cleans this place, anyway?

Besides that, I had this bathroom custom built for my wife. If you think I'm bad, just wait till she finds out you're still here. There might be shooting.

[There's the sound of shoe-sole on tile, then a pause.]

The sink, too? That's it. I'm coming back with lemon cake. And maybe a depilatory.

Hey -- what are you --

[A scuffle, and the crackle of fire.]

Bad disembodied hairball. Very bad. We don't grab onto peoples' shirts without asking.

Sweetheart, we may want to extend our visit at the springs. Or consider adoption.

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