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This place is supremely unpleasant. People who are supposed to be back home taking care of the people I left behind are here. People who are supposed to be dead are also here, and they're alive. Oh well, at least Cloud isn't here; he'd probably just fall over if he saw Zack. I always thought he was kind of a whimp.

Backspace, backspace... come ON --

Either my PHS is broken or this is just one more lovely side effect of this city. Zack, just... pretend you didn't read that.

I'm also very, very much not enjoying these curses.

And I'm probably a really bad person for being glad Yuffie's here, aren't I? At least I have someone with me.

Yuffie, pretend you didn't read that.

I want to go home.

[3] Voice Post

Rabid Vincent.

[Static and laughter] Vincent frolicking in the woods with all the squirrels and and raccoons and whatever other animals carry rabies.

Like one of those cartoons Marlene watches.

This image is too hilarious not to share. Not that I'm not compelled to share it anyway.

I mean, he's part dog, right? He totally could get rabies.

If he reads this I am so very, very dead.

Assuming I don't just kill myself of embarrassment at midnight.